Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo

First Day :O // Wednesday, November 11, 2009

" BING! "

So yesterday was my first day at 'work' (helping out at Shan's mom's schoolhouse) Couldn't blog about it as soon as I got home cause I was DEAD TIRED.

Shannon came to help out also.... Mainly cause I didn't wanna do it alone. But I'm getting paid, She's not. Nyeh :p

We had to take care of these three, amazingly hyper kids, Magda, Danial and Weenie.

I took care of Magda ( Little monster that looks freakishly like a mixture of pn. Ooi, Cik Kuah and Cik Teoh. According to Shannon, Old lady in a 5 year old's body ) But she was so fucking..... HYPER. The minute I stepped into the classroom, She came up to me and shook my hand and was like "HELLO ITS NICE TO MEET YOU!" and then she just hugged(grabbed) me and didn't wanna let go :S

I didn't really needa help her with anything cause she's sorta.. A genius. Compared to my brothers and me and when we were her age. But there were some glitches.

*Does her work*
*Observes.*
BING!
=/

She is....... uh... uh.. ComBing
No, dont say the B
Why!?
Cause it's like that!
But you see... Its COM.. BING!
=/

Magda, Me.

Meanwhile, Shannon looked like she wanted to rip someone's head off while teaching Danial. He kept running around.... screaming. and then he disappeared. :S

Ok, Read this sentence.
No, YOU read it!
Ok fine. He is... blablabal
Can you teach me how to draw a star?! :D

Shannon, Danial

But I guess overall, it wasn't bad... We were sorta getting bullied by 5 year olds.

But I Got paid on the spot, Yay :D

Cassandra

( Picture Above May Seem More Yellow Than The Actual Object )

Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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