Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo

MLIA // Tuesday, October 27, 2009

" Stranger Things Have Happened "

It's 11:34, My back is aching, My ass in screaming for help, I feel so light headed, I'm sleepy as hell, And I'm waiting for the clock to strike 12 so I could TRY once again to be the first to wish Giuli happy birthday. :p

Anyways, Everyone on meebo went offline... Except Giuli, But she's ignoring me right now. Prolly cause she got distracted by some Youtube video.. AGAIN. But it's ok, Cause I found another site to keep me company. its called MLIA! (apparently)

I saw a post about it on Shannon's blog and it seemed kinda cool, So I clicked it. And It.. IS kinda cool. haha

From what I noticed after being on the site for 4 seconds, Random people post random things about their day.

There was one which was just so cheesy. Yet creative. And downright hilarious. And just plain sad.

" ..Today, I found out that my name means little lamb. My mom's name is Mary. Mary had a little lamb. MLIA.."'

Geez. Talk about nursery rhyme.

"..Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA.."

(What the fuck?)

"...Today, my boyfriend asked me what I was thinking. I told him I was considering healthcare plans. In reality, I was wondering what it would be like to be an octopus. It would be awesome. MLIA. "

Hell yeah.

Go check it out!

www.mylifeisaverage.com

Cassandra

( Picture Above May Seem More Yellow Than The Actual Object )

Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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