The world mourns the loss of two icons who'd made entertainment history. Farrah Fawcett, One of Charlie's Angels, Once a sex symbol that our dads were probably crazy over, A devoted mother as some would say, Though, Her death was quite... Predictable to be honest. She WAS a cancer victim in her early 60s. Micheal Jackson's death on the other hand was totally uncalled for. Just few days ago, Everyone was looking forward to his tour, Puvenes was going around singing his songs, The tabloids were going on and on about how he molests boys, and so on. I remember when I was 4, I used to wake up every morning to watch his Thriller Album Music Videos. And I used to freaking hide under a blanket when Thriller played cause that video was just so.. Haunting. My parents were fans, Obviously. Practically everyone grew up with him, His music, His retardedness, His nose, He's made an impact on so many people's lives, He's influenced so many artists. Many people have tried to dance, look and sing like him throughout many generations, and of course they failed. It was the originality he had in him, The way he delivered his songs with full emotions and imaginations. He brought life to a dull state.

We know damn well, We're gonna miss that wild screeching, crotch grabbing, pyjamas wearing, nose ripping, socks showing, hair curling, hat wearing, moonwalking, energetic, sympathetic, sensitive, optimistic nigga. May you rest in peace in heaven.... with all the little boys :)

Today was just as pathetic as yesterday. But today, I guess there IS something to be happy about. Today, At one point, I was ACTUALLY happy. Just for a few seconds. Nat saw how happy I was ;)

And every time I felt my phone buzz, I could've sworn, My heart skipped a beat and totally ruined my blood flow which caused a slight Heart Attack and when I finally got to my senses and thought of a reply, I'd die a little inside thinking I would regret what I said. Gosh, Call me crazy.

DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I CAN RELATE WITH SKEETER DAVIS?!








Gfcuk.

Today was... some what unexpected. It's father's day, As some of you'd remembered, I FINALLY apologized to my dad. After a year, I talked to him again. And I guess it's all good now.

I guess if that didn't happen, My day would just be another waste. I spent 80 % of my day in regret, and still in disbelief. Yeah, I couldn't stop thinking about it. But I'm fine now, Besides Nat being my punching bag, This Video cheered me up :)





Gah! It's just a fucking happy video!

Today was... Typical. Fought with my mom again for no right reason. She indirectly told me that it's okay if I don't succeed cause I'm a girl. Technically, She meant I could drop out of school and just find a rich guy and if he dumps me then all hope is gone la. What the fuck? Is she fucking living in the pass?! So I had to remind her that we're living in the 25th century and she didn't wanna admit she's gone crazy.

On the other hand, Geral has gone obsessed with retarded people. Like the dude who grew a 4 meter mustache, The lady who injected cooking oil in her face until she looked like a stand fan, The girl who had no vagina, The guy who HAD a vagina, and it goes ON AND ON.

Oh yeah, Yesterday, On the way back from tuition, There was this clown at the train station. AND GERAL WENT FCUKING NUTS. Not HYPER nuts but she was fcuking scared to her goddamn bones! The clown made her a flower and she goddamn threw it in the drain and hid herself behind meno :O

And then I asked the clown to make me a dildo, and she made me a yellow one :D






Psyco Kids.

Today was absolutely tiring. It's bad enough I lost the fight with my maths teacher for freaking extra marks! Can't she just shut up and make it an A?! :(
Sometimes tudungs think they're oh so dominant with their do-rags and their new haircuts that no one ever notices!

And then after school, I followed Roshinni around bangsar to look for Shamita's birthday present. Everything in bangsar is so involuntarily expensive! ?!
Rosh's budget was 80 but everything was at least 400 and above. Who're they trying to kid?!

We got her something small in the end. There was ONE sensible shop in Bangsar Village that saved our lives time.

Anyways this week is pretty devastating.

First Geral tells me she believes that snakes have secret legs but they crawl to look macho.

Then Pn. Thanes gets admitted in the hospital for appendicitis

And my moral teacher's grandma dies :( There's an advantage to that actually, Free periods during moral :)

But anyways, I guess I feel bad cause my classmate's my moral teacher's cousin apparently means the life of the party has gone back to her turf :(

It's not like we really notice Laila in class anyways, She's always sitting at one corner with Siti doing cross puzzles while discussing different sex positions :O
But she's fun :p

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There's this transvestite in school, It's a dude in a baju kurung. I think it's cause it just got circumsized and it needed a good reason to be walking around in a sarong :p
But seriously, IT LOOKS SO GODDAMN DIRTY. I FEEL LIKE.... BUYING IT SHAMPOO OR SOMETHING WITH EXTRA ANTI-DANDRUFF.

Today, we saw it in the toilet fixing it's hair. AND I SWEAR TO GOD, It's dandruff fell off and eventually started to grow on the ground and our whole school caught fire cause the canteen lady got experimentive with the stove :O TOTALLY INFLUENCED BY THE MONSTER DANDRUFF




For some reason, everytime the transvesty passes by, Geral and Rosh'll scream "CASSIE YOUR BOYFRIEND!!" and I think it noticed today cause they pointed :S

Fcuking shit, I'm sure now it thinks it fucking sends out screaming orgasms with it's brutal sex appeal . =/

Before I start off. Get your asses on Youtube RIGHT NOW and check them out :)

• Anarbor
• There For Tomorrow
• Suicide Silence
  
• The Get Up Kids
• Saliva
• Between The Tress
• Mindless Self Indulgence

Alright, So today was my brother's birthday. He already asked my mom to get him a cake in advance =.= inappropriate much?

But we wanted to piss him off. So we bought this lame ass bun and we were gonna give it to him with one miserable candle on top, then we'd surprise him with a huge ass awesome cheese cake. but the whole point was to get him seriously pissed. And you know what?
HE DIDN'T GET PISSED. He actually started posing when we took his pic while blowing the lame ass bun candle :O

WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!

Potong steam!

It's not like he's the thankful type! Maybe he saw it coming, Maybe he knew it was all a joke? I dunno. But we gave him the cheese cake anyway. pfft.

And after that we went to Time Square, Had burger king for lunch, Watched terminator, walked around a bit. It was so frustrating cause my brothers couldn't stand walking around. They kept complaining. And then my mom got pissed, and then everyone fought. Ugh. Why can't we all just.. GET AFUCKINGLONG?!

It was so disappointing cause I was supposed to meet Tsubasa today =/

Anyways, Tomorrow's the first day of school. Technically. 2 weeks flew by so goddamn fast, TOO FAST IN FACT! I still didn't get to party :(

Then again, I can't wait. I miss it. I just don't know how I'm gonna control my hair tomorrow. As you all prolly know, It's really fucked up.

So I was watching this documentary on sexually transmitted diseases.(Not to get wet by the graphical images, I swear!!) AND THEN IT FREAKING HIT ME!

How did Herpes travel exactly?

WELL....

Not long ago... About.. two thousand years back :P

Jesus had herpes.

Yeah, Bummer, I know!

Remember that guy, Jack the baptist?

You dont? Ok, let me enlighten you :)

Jack had this huge pool to himself which he took an advantage of to baptize the people of Israel. I think.

Yeah, So weird people came to be baptize. Like the guy who sold fish, Heath Ledger, Toe, and of course, Jesus!

So while Jesus was being baptized, This herpes-starfish bit Jack's foot and he eventually transmitted the disease to Jesus.

Jesus felt a slight pinch but he thought it was just the orgasm he was getting from Jack rubbing him all over in salt water.

After that, Jesus went around kissing everyone and so that's how it spread until today :)







Wait.. I think his name was John? =/

Najib might prolly blow me up in some hotel room for this but the government is PURE HORSE SHIT. The education board at least,

I hate the fact we have to study sejarah. I mean, I understand they dont want history to repeat itself and they want to make a moral value out of every fucking thing. But why do we have to specifically learn about MALAY history? We're in malaysia, Yea, But whoever said Malaysia was for Malays? So much for multi-racial?

Indians are locked up at fcuking rubber estates, Chinese people are all at the factories creating shit for the world (literally), Malay people are going around rulling the country.

But enough about that,

Why do we have to learn about how Parameswara had this wet dream on how Melaka could become the next California?
Why do we have to learn about how Sultan Mahmud Shah the 79th's wife cheated on him with Francis Light? (Kudos to that!)
Why do we have to learn about how Stamford Raffles built a school in Singapore that could control minds so Thambaloosamy and Kapitan Cina wanted to build a school like that here!? Ok wait, That's out of the question.

But you get my point!

What ever happened to learning about... World war at least? That's a part of history that SHOULDN'T repeat itself.

Now we're just learning about how the British people played out the Malays.

Other than that... Science.. OH FREAKING GOD.

I'm sitting here doing last minute science tuition homework about nutritions and honestly, It's fucking bullshit!

First they ask me how long the small intestine is. Obviously longer that the large intestine?!
Then they ask me why we should avoid eating crispy snacks such as potato chips and corn twistS. Here's an idea, DON'T AVOID IT? What's the point of keeping healthy, Die anyways.
I mean, I eat it, I'm still alive and kicking?

Moral is another stupid subject.
They'd ask you questions like

"What would you do if you saw your neighbour takes a crap on your lawn?"
A. Advice him to use the facilities because it's fucking there for a reason
B. Eat his cat
C. Set his house on fire
D. Tell on him because that's what any goody two shoes hypocrite would do and while you're at it, Give him a talk about how he should believe in God and respect his co-workers.

The answer is D obviously!

Because they are all so hypocritical.

The whole exam paper is like a freaking survey, Except you have to think like Mother Mary.

I dont understand maths anymore. Whatever happened to maths being all about numbers? Now it's like a + b = s(h x it) + asdg - 21345. ?!?!?


Suck My Fanny.

As you'e prolly noticed, I changed my blogskin! :D
Basically cause I got bored of the same skin i've been sticking to for the pass year and a half now.
Still tryina get the hang of all these freaking codes! I was slaving away last night just tryina un-fuck it. Thank god Shannon was online, She's like.... some.. code.. master. =/

Name 10 friends from the opposite sex.
1) GERALDAINE
2) ROSHNEY?
3) CHU LI
4) Chinatown
5) Natnatnatnantantnatnant
6) Ram?
7) Tasha :O
8) Tsubasa?
9) Pveeeeeeeeeeeeeeena.
10) Jasmeaty.

START

Would you rather party with 1 or 7?
Geral or Tashaaa... both :p

Marry 2 or 6?
Ram or Roshinni... I'm already married to Roshinni. lol

Kill 3 or 8 ?
8. >=(

Date 9 or 10?
Hhahahahaaaaaa.

Make out with 4 or 7 ?
Shannnnnnooonn..? NYEHEHEHEHHEHEEE

Cuddle with 6 or 8?
8 :)

Have kids with 4 or 5?
Natttttttttt..? NYEHEHEHEHHEEE

Live with 1 or 9?
Geral :D Paveena'll eat me

Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
Both ler :(

Trade lives with 8 or 10 ?
Jasmeet's life revolves around turbans. hahaha

Wake up next to 4 or 9 ?
SHANNONN.. ??! NYEEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEEE

Completely disown 3 or 7?
I.. Uh.. :S

Eyes ?
SHANNNNON!!!

Smile ?
GELLLL

Face ? Neck?
Roshinniiii :D

Body ?
Ram has the freakiest body i've ever seen. lol. when he wore a sleeveless shirt, I got nightmares.

Abs ?
Tsubasa says he works out. lol

Ass ?
rosh. LOL.

Style ?
Gel?

Has 3 ever hurt you ?
Welll... lol

Have you ever hurt 4 ?
Welllll... :)

Who's the funniest?
All of em :D

Can you beat up 8 ?
Hhahaha.. die la

When was the last time you saw 9 ?
By the side of the road, Taking a piss

Who's the smartest ?
Tsubasa's always studying :S fuckin nerd. OH WAIT. GIULI!!! SHE'S MAGICAL

How long have you known 2 ?
Few years back when she ate my cat :(

What would you do if 1 and 6 started fighting ?
Geral and Ram? It's happened before :S

Who is dating 6/crushing on ?
Oh we all know ;)

Does 7 smell good ?
hshahahha.. i hope she does :p

Who will you still be talking to in 15 years ?
All of em hopefully

I tag:
GEL
TASHA
MOTHAFUCKA

For some reason, Geral has developed a huge and unusual interest for toes. She claims that every walking thing resembles her toe. Obviously, She was stoned and couldn't tell the difference between reality and fiction. BUT there was this one guy whom she pointed out that DID actually look like her toe!
I couldn't find a clear picture of him, But I swear, he looks JUST like that! I seriously don't know what the hell went wrong while his parents were making love. Maybe they used a different type of lub made of ostrich pee or prolly stuffed a tudung in his mom's fanny but WHAT THE HELL WENT WRONG?! We walk around the corridor right after recess and suddenly this RANDOM TOE walks right pass us. And surprisingly, Everytime he comes around, Geral gets... wet. :O


Anyway I had a really weird dream last night. I've been having weird dreams. Maybe I'm stressed or stoned, I dunno. But anyway.

I had a dream that Geral and I had to finish our Geo folio so we had to go around taking poser pics of ourselves in flat sri pahang. Cause apparently, That was our school :p And I remember Pn. Ooi doing some random dance in the middle. :S

Few minutes ago, As I was randomly browsing through facebook, I suddenly came across Satpreet's memorial page and it all came back to me. Geral saw him a day before his demise and she said he was really really happy, He was laughing and all that. No one'd known it was his last minutes. And then it occured to me.


Maybe life isn't unfair after all. What if today is your perfect day? What if today everything went well, You're happy, You're with your friends and family and you ask yourself, "Can it get better than this?" not knowing it's your last day. How things turn out eventually, making your last minutes on earth an unforgettable one. Was it all meant to be?

I've never understood death. I've always somehow thought that... Maybe if I fall asleep tonight, I might not wake up the next day. So I should make the best out of the days when I do wake up. Of course it was always impossible to appreciate what I'd been given. There was always someone or something to ruin it for me. I guess it's just nature to pick the bad things out of the good? And then when the good is gone, We feel despaired. It's always about what WE want.

I used to go to church every week and watch the pastor pray for the sick. I always wondered why he even bothered. Why can't he just pray for salvation? Doesn't religion teach you that life after death is... everything you'd ever want? You'd earn your ticket to heaven if you trusted God. So why didn't these people trust God? Why are they afraid to die? Why are they doubtful? Is God not real enough in their lives? Maybe they were afraid to leave what they have here. But then again, everything is temporary, Isn't it?
Then again... I've got no right no question religion. I've got no right to vindicate it either. No one knows what happens and what's this life for. So why bother trying to make a point?

Today Roshinni, Geral and I got a haircut at A Cut Above, Sunway. Roshinni's cousin recommended it cause they had some promotion and shit. Basically the whole reason for the promotion was like indirectly paying to become guinea pigs. The hairdressers there are trainees guided by the educators. So... it's not 100% guaranteed. They even warn you before entering :S


So the dude that was assigned to do my hair was... having a bad day obviously. I think his name's Adam but people call him Shark. I guess it's his hair, It's like a purple and blonde Mohawk. Everyone there has purple hair and we were the only ones with black hair. I felt so dull :(
But he sorta looks like a more Punked out and buff version of Aliff. And you know how male hairdressers are normally.. well.. gay? He wasn't at all! he was just as... manly as any other random dude. I don't even know why he's a hairdresser!

Anyway, He obviously.. sucked a little bit. I don't know if he was just in a bad mood or.. he didn't really give a shit? But the Educators were scolding the fuck out of him. I really felt bad for him. =/

He kept washing my hair wrong apparently. So the educator kept on showing him and he kept on getting it wrong and the cycle goes on and on. It felt kinda good cause they kept massaging :D but after a while I got a massive headache.. ANYWAY

After all the scrubbing and massaging and screw ups, He was supposed to wash it off. So he escorted me to the sink. Well sorta. And while washing, He wet my shirt =.= My whole back was literally wet. And they had to dry me with a hairdryer. It was embarrassing for the both of us. But It's not his fault....... ? I guess? :S

And then I got dried and all that, so it was time to FCUKIN CUT MY HAIR. Roshinni printed a picture of Nicole Richie's fringe and showed it to the dude for me. I was kinda thankful the Educator cut my fringe. It looks rather fucked up but if he did it, I would have had a nervous breakdown. After that he was supposed to cut my hair layered. And he did so he reported to the Educator. And when she came back, NOTHING WAS CUT. literally. I don't know WHAT he was cutting, or where, but she had to do my whole hair. Which again, I was thankful for.

And then he had to blow dry my hair again and blabla.
And JUST as I was getting off my seat, He spilled water all over me =.=

I felt kinda shitty for him cause the whole way he just looked seriously pissed.

So Shark/Adam, If it makes you feel better, I think you did a great job ;)