So last night I waited for the clock to strike 12 just so I could be the first one to wish Giuli. But guess what? I got sidetracked by this Youtube video and missed it by a minute! I was like.. the 7th to wish her apparently? (But I'm actually the first. She's just stoning :p )

But anyways, While waiting for her birthday, We were busy planning her surprise party! Yeah, Cause she kept complaining about how boring her birthday was last year and we decided to... unbore it basically! At first, We had to make it seem like we were too busy for her/weren't good enough friends to give a shit. (We do give a shit! WE GIVE MANY SHITS!)

So each of us had our excuses for not being able to go out with her.

Jasmeet, Shan, Lyd and Abhi - Prefect meeting.

Me - Had to go jamming in my cousin's place ( Farhana came up with the lie for me in advance. Awesomely shitty lie isn't it? :p )

Farhana spent the day with Giuli in mv to buy us time.

Giuli really really really made us all feel like shit for coming up with excuses. But I guess we made up for it! hahah

So after school today,(in the pouring rain) We all gathered in Shannons house with a box full of cupcakes and 2 large pizzas. And then Shannon's dad drove us to Giuli's place.

Everything was well planned. Except everytime Giuli decided to change her mind, We had to change our plans. Ugh!

Here's how the plan went,

Farhana was supposed to somehow keep Giuli in her room until we arrived at her room door and surprised her. But on the way there, Farhana sent us a text saying Giuli insisted on leaving her room and that she was in the living room. (THIS WAS FUCKING SHITTY, cause we could be seen thru her condo if we just walked in like normal. So it's obvious, we had to stealth.)

So in the pouring rain while holding all the cupcakes and pizzas, We hid behind walls and we used night vision goggles AND THEN we finally reached her doorstep! And before all the stealthing, We made sure Farhana and Sean would persuade Giuli into answering the door. And it worked.

So Giuli answered the door and we surprised her and I could've sworn I saw tears of joy! haha

Well, Glad she appreciated it! She was smiling the whole way thru the whole thing anyways

But the first thing she said to me was "BITCH!" cause she thought I'd blow her off to go jam with my cousin. GIULI!? YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT OF ME THAT WAY!? I thought that lie was fucking stupid and unbelievable. lol. Thanks la fana!

And then we had a short cupcake fight and a few failed prank calls and a picture taking session. (I look stoned in all the pictures. as I always do unfortunately)

And we left at 5.30 cause Giuli had to get ready for her candlelight dinner with that special someone ;)

Anyways, Happy birthday, Giuli :) I'm sure it was better than last year!

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OK! BACK TO REALITY!

As you know, I've been trying to find a job everywhere and it was obviously an epic fail. Cause coincidentally, Every place is 16 and above. SIXTEEN AND ABOVE. I don't see the difference in just hiring 15 year olds. But whatever, I managed to persuade Shannon into NOT joining the gym. Instead, Go cycling with me during the evenings :D Cause it's true what Giuli said, Why waste a lot of money signing up for the gym when you could just take a morning jog or something?

And besides, I live up the road, so I guess it's quite convenient :D

Make sure you buy a bike soon Shan!

It's 11:34, My back is aching, My ass in screaming for help, I feel so light headed, I'm sleepy as hell, And I'm waiting for the clock to strike 12 so I could TRY once again to be the first to wish Giuli happy birthday. :p

Anyways, Everyone on meebo went offline... Except Giuli, But she's ignoring me right now. Prolly cause she got distracted by some Youtube video.. AGAIN. But it's ok, Cause I found another site to keep me company. its called MLIA! (apparently)

I saw a post about it on Shannon's blog and it seemed kinda cool, So I clicked it. And It.. IS kinda cool. haha

From what I noticed after being on the site for 4 seconds, Random people post random things about their day.

There was one which was just so cheesy. Yet creative. And downright hilarious. And just plain sad.

" ..Today, I found out that my name means little lamb. My mom's name is Mary. Mary had a little lamb. MLIA.."'

Geez. Talk about nursery rhyme.

"..Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA.."

(What the fuck?)

"...Today, my boyfriend asked me what I was thinking. I told him I was considering healthcare plans. In reality, I was wondering what it would be like to be an octopus. It would be awesome. MLIA. "

Hell yeah.

Go check it out!

www.mylifeisaverage.com

I feel really down.

No, I don't think it's PMS.

I've been feeling down for a... very long time. You know it's like a puzzle, Something's missing... I just dont know what. Ok, I know what's missing.. But... I just.. I can't do anything about it. I'm such a push over. Why am I fucking vulnerable?! Like people can just play around with my feelings and throw me away when they feel like they dont need me, I'm just invisible. Yeah, There's nothing I can do. Ram's right, Our lives are controlled by this freak whom we call God.

To the people who actually bother coming back here now and then in hopes of a new post, Hello :D

Yeah, I haven't been blogging for quite a while... Cause frankly, I'm too lazy to do anything. Life really sucks now, I wake up every morning without anything to do for the day so I end up sitting on my couch the whole day, Watching pointless tv shows. I'm prolly gonna become those overly obsessed uh, Tv watchers :p or a Fat couch potato! ( Cause I've lost count of the amount of tuna cans I've opened this week... Alone.)

All my insane friends signed up for the gym. I have no idea why. But it'll be fun watching them die on the treadmill :) (No hard feelings. heh) I thought I should sign up for the gym too, Until I realised I couldn't afford it. SO INSTEAD, Giuli and I are gonna get a job :D

We walked around bangsar today looking for jobs. Honestly, it's so dumb that most of the jobs are 21 and above. If I was 21, I definitely wouldn't work in a random boutique in bangsar! Lifeless bastards! ( no offense :p )

So we're gonna try gymboree. You dont needa be 21 and above to play with a bunch of toddlers right? And it'd be fun, We could teach them colourful vocabularies, and the truth behind the teletubbies (homosexuals)(no offense, meno :P ) and we could warn them to stay away from barney cause he's a serial molester. Fun yeah? :D beats standing in some random boutique in bangsar the whole day, Telling dumbass customers about the discounts and what not (LIFELESS BASTARDS!)(BOOM)

Anyways, I came here to blog about the songs they play on the radio. Honestly, I've always hated the songs they played on the radio, Cause it's those typical RnB, cliche shit. I'm more into alternative stuff and infamous bands, (Geral loves the mainstream, but then again, She's fucking psycho)(no offense, gel :p )

Like, Who the fuck discovered Taylor Swift?! I honestly think she's a disgrace to the females. CAUSE OF HER, We have men saying "OMG! HAVE YOU HEARD TAYLOR SWIFT? SHE'S SUCH A ROCKER CHICK CAUSE SHE CAN PLAY A FUCKING G CHORD ON THE GUITAR!" It's so underestimating. ( G chord's one of the easiest chords on the guitar, FUCK)

But i'm sure if Synyster Gates picked up a guitar and played a fucking G chord, he'd be sued. Two reasons! Cause he's a fucking legend, and because he has a dick.

Get my point?

no?

ok, I'm out of track!

Women's standards are lowered. If a guy saw a girl play guitar, the first thing that pops up in his mind is "I bet she plays avril lavigne and taylor swift and miley fuckrus" (puven's the only guy who plays avril lavigne on the guitar by the way)

What the fuck?!

And when she actually starts playing BFMV or Trivium or.... anything besides a G chord, He'd be like "HOLY SHIT DUDE, THAT CHICK'S GOTTA PENIS!"

Fuck you!

Anyways, I just hate Taylor Swift. All her videos are so fairy tale and it's like CAN SOMEONE SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF HER AND TELL HER TO GET REAL!?

I also hate Greenday (yeah, sue me)

I don't know how they made it THIS far in music. Swear to god, All their songs sound the same, All on the same chord even I bet, AND I CAN FIND AT LEAST 10 SONGS WHERE THE BASSIST ONLY GOES LIKE "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" in the background the whole time!

He even forgot his lyrics once on stage

nah, It's impossible :p

But my point is, Their music is too easy. And it all sounds the same. And they wear more makeup than me. Ya know who should be famous? Anarbor! Anberlin! they're so original. The world is blind.

Deaf, I mean.

And I think Akon's disgusting.

Nuff said :p

DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON BEYONCE!

This is it damnit! Fucking pmr's in 4 goddamn days! So this is where it all goes? Wasted 3 years of my life just to sit for this freaking exam that I CAN live without?! We waste half of our lives studying just to get into some fucked up college, just to get a good job to support the other half of our lives, just to retire and then die.

1. Sejarah is a pain in the ass. Everyone's name starts with a Tun and everyone does the same thing in the end, fuck the country up or fall for the british's lies. Sejarah makes me hate my country more! Malaysians are fucking stupid! And ibans are civiliased ok?! >=[
2. Geo. Oh my god, Geo. I dont care where retards get bauxite and minerals from! I dont care which banjaran is the longest and which is the shortest and which is shaped like a dildo! I DONT CARE WHICH COUNTRY HAS MORE OR LESS PEOPLE, I DONT CARE ABOUT THE AFRICANS AND THEIR HUNGER, CAUSE FRANKLY, IF YOU CARED SO MUCH THAT THEY WEREN'T EATING, WHY DONT YOU FUCKING POST SOME DINNER TO THEM HUH!? ... =/
3. Bm's...... not bad.
4. I'm confident bout maths and science :)
5. Kh is a plus!
6. I feel like I'm missing something...... Oh yeah, English... I guess that's fine.. but I'm not THAT sure bout the novel part..

Anyways, Wish me luck... Cause i'm gonna need it.