Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo
They Tryina Cover Mah Swagger! // Friday, May 8, 2009
"...My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard! And They're Like, It's Better Than Yours, DAYUM RIGHT! It's better than yours :) "


It's Friday again! Today was obviously boring, We had moral in the morning. Goddamn it, I hate that fucking subject. It's absolutely pointless, The teacher has a dry sense of humor, The class is filled with Indians :S Kill me!

So I was sitting behind class with Gelal and while talking about how turning on it would be if we had a threesome with a goat, She showed me this purple thing on her knuckle. I showed no expression, Mainly because there was no possible way to express my worry! ( cheh :P )

So I've come up with only ONE possible conclusion.






Geraldinho has cancer :(

Yeah, Not just ANY cancer, BREAST CANCER. Cause she has a bump on her knuckle, Probably it couldn't find space on her juicy ngunga's :p



So Geral, I just want you to know... :(


Of all the times you ditched me and all the times I refused to randomly scream "Let's fry apples" and when I failed to teach you how to ride a bike and when I ate your cat and when I sold weed to your cousin's monkey and when I chickened out at the haunted house and when I got you freaking potato chips for your birthday and when I insulted your boyfriend and when I hacked into your myspace and when I posted the videos of your poor attempt of acting on youtube and when I got jealous of roshinni and when I said you were gay and when you proved to me that you were gay and when I got you a pet fish but accidently dropped it on the way to your house and when we disected a cockroach and when I pulled your hair and when I stole someone's shoe for you and all the times you forced me to go to the toilet eventho you knew I don't pee. And all the times I merajuked when you'd ask me to shut up and when I experimented different types of party drugs, and when I set your room on fire and when I forgot what I was gonna say

I just think you should know...

I love you, Nigga :)

and I think you over did it on the knee implants =/

Cassandra
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Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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