It was a normal day at Mahsuri's Bm Tuition, We laughed, We got stoned, We didn't finish our essays, It was all the same. Except she decided to teach us how to write a 'karangan bercerita' cause some of us were fond of it. The minors.

No, This wasn't some cliche shit like "Saya sebatang pensil yang sexy", We were supposed so write about a bad experience.

While explaining to us that bulu roma isn't pubic hair, She slowly drifted off into a different story. A story based on experience. Well, Indirect experience.

So She said...

One day, A friend of hers decided to camp in some random jungle because she felt an intimate connection with the plants and the animals and the heatwave that has the ability to control minds. One night, While taking a crap by some bush, She was disturbed by a flash of white light. Mindlessly, She walked towards it. And suddenly the light faded into a grandma. And the grandma had a gnarly injury. She looked like she humped a log the whole night, So Mahsuri's friend, Lets call her Sally.

Sally felt bad for the grandma so she decided to pass her a band-aid (pfft). After band-aid-ing the mysterious log humping grandma, Grandma was like "hey dude, Could you walk me home?" Sally didn't have the heart to say no cause grandma was stoned. So she was agreed.

They had a pleasant walk to grandma's crib. They talked a little about the weather, The heatwave that was going to take over the world, Airplanes, Pizza, diarrhea and what not.

They were having 'fun'.

After that, They reached a happy yellow house. It didn't occur to Sally at all that no one in their right mind would build a fucking yellow house in the middle of nowhere. Mindlessly, Sally ignored all odds and went in to smoke pot with grandma.

After she regained consciousness, Sally insisted on going back to her pathetic excuse of a tent. And so she did so.

The next morning/afternoon/night/day, As Sally was packing up, She remembered that she left her jacket in Grandma's house, And she was like "I can't ditch it! It's fucking prada yo"
So she walked back to the house.

23 hours passed but there was no house at sight. And then half a second later, She spotted a huge ass graveyard. She could've sworn that was where grandma's crib was cause she remembered the bush she took a crap on, It turned yellow.

Mindlessly, It still didn't occur to Sally that grandma was fuckin dead, She thought she was just stoned from last night/afternoon/morning. And then she spotted a yellow tombstone, Just by the bush, It was kinda ironic that the tombstoned blended in with the diarrhead bush. But Sally ignored all odds. And then she spotted her jacket next to the tombstone so she walked to get it. And to her surprised, Grandma's picture was printed on it, But How'd she know it was grandma?
That's cause grandma was wearing the band aid :p

And then a bear attacked her and Sally lost her memory.