Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo

I cant feel my kidneys! // Monday, March 30, 2009

"...Whoa, everything goes according to plan..."

I was calm. From the very second my mom told me about it. I tried my best to avoid the thought of the medieval torture weapon modern doctors call, Needles. But I totally lost it. The second the doctor said "Ok, It's gonna hurt! >:) "

Holy Motherfuck!

"So, Go lie down on the bed."
"Uh, Ok, Which side?"
"Any side you want"
"How're you gonna jab my hand if I'm lying down?"
"I'm not jabbing your hand, I'm jabbing your butt"
"OH SHIT! MY BUTT!?!?!?!'
"Ok, Just lie down"
"OK, No, no, wait, just let me relax first. Ugh. Ok, NO WAIT! I DONT WANNA TAKE IT, I'VE CHANGED MY MIND!'
"Ok, just sit down"
"Goddamnit! GARJANKUNRLGNLURG!"
* calls bitchy nurse in to hold me down*
"Damnit! Get off me!'
"JUST LIE DOWN!"
*mom grabs me and pins me down* *I bit her hand*
*doctor jabs the living shit out of me* *I didnt feel it by the way but I liked the feeling of overreacting*
"So did it hurt?"

'OH, OH HEEEWWWWWLLL YEAS!' (nah, not really :P)

I couldnt stand up straight for like a few seconds and now its like something's killing the living tissues in what's left of my battered muscles. lol. shut up cassie.

Cassandra

( Picture Above May Seem More Yellow Than The Actual Object )

Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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