Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo
The Real Cause Of Std. Just kidding :) // Saturday, June 13, 2009
"... Do You Feel Like You're All Alone? "


So I was watching this documentary on sexually transmitted diseases.(Not to get wet by the graphical images, I swear!!) AND THEN IT FREAKING HIT ME!

How did Herpes travel exactly?

WELL....

Not long ago... About.. two thousand years back :P

Jesus had herpes.

Yeah, Bummer, I know!

Remember that guy, Jack the baptist?

You dont? Ok, let me enlighten you :)

Jack had this huge pool to himself which he took an advantage of to baptize the people of Israel. I think.

Yeah, So weird people came to be baptize. Like the guy who sold fish, Heath Ledger, Toe, and of course, Jesus!

So while Jesus was being baptized, This herpes-starfish bit Jack's foot and he eventually transmitted the disease to Jesus.

Jesus felt a slight pinch but he thought it was just the orgasm he was getting from Jack rubbing him all over in salt water.

After that, Jesus went around kissing everyone and so that's how it spread until today :)







Wait.. I think his name was John? =/

Cassandra
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Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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