Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo
The Girl Who Cried "Toe!" // Sunday, June 7, 2009
" ...I was gonna eat a cat... And then I got high"



For some reason, Geral has developed a huge and unusual interest for toes. She claims that every walking thing resembles her toe. Obviously, She was stoned and couldn't tell the difference between reality and fiction. BUT there was this one guy whom she pointed out that DID actually look like her toe!
I couldn't find a clear picture of him, But I swear, he looks JUST like that! I seriously don't know what the hell went wrong while his parents were making love. Maybe they used a different type of lub made of ostrich pee or prolly stuffed a tudung in his mom's fanny but WHAT THE HELL WENT WRONG?! We walk around the corridor right after recess and suddenly this RANDOM TOE walks right pass us. And surprisingly, Everytime he comes around, Geral gets... wet. :O


Anyway I had a really weird dream last night. I've been having weird dreams. Maybe I'm stressed or stoned, I dunno. But anyway.

I had a dream that Geral and I had to finish our Geo folio so we had to go around taking poser pics of ourselves in flat sri pahang. Cause apparently, That was our school :p And I remember Pn. Ooi doing some random dance in the middle. :S



Cassandra
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Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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