Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo

God's Mistakes. // Saturday, June 20, 2009

"... I'm Only Human!"

Today was... Typical. Fought with my mom again for no right reason. She indirectly told me that it's okay if I don't succeed cause I'm a girl. Technically, She meant I could drop out of school and just find a rich guy and if he dumps me then all hope is gone la. What the fuck? Is she fucking living in the pass?! So I had to remind her that we're living in the 25th century and she didn't wanna admit she's gone crazy.

On the other hand, Geral has gone obsessed with retarded people. Like the dude who grew a 4 meter mustache, The lady who injected cooking oil in her face until she looked like a stand fan, The girl who had no vagina, The guy who HAD a vagina, and it goes ON AND ON.

Oh yeah, Yesterday, On the way back from tuition, There was this clown at the train station. AND GERAL WENT FCUKING NUTS. Not HYPER nuts but she was fcuking scared to her goddamn bones! The clown made her a flower and she goddamn threw it in the drain and hid herself behind meno :O

And then I asked the clown to make me a dildo, and she made me a yellow one :D

Psyco Kids.

Cassandra

( Picture Above May Seem More Yellow Than The Actual Object )

Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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