Chaos And The Involuntary Eskimo

Today My Brother's Fish Blew Up. // Monday, October 27, 2008

Yes Its true, I got up this morning, Randomly passed my fish tank and BAM! I found a punctured fish. hahaha. My brother was heartbroken (Pftt. He didnt even notice he had a fish!)

Oh, OH! Hey Jacob! Your fish blew up!
What? What? OMG. OMG.. NOO!! :'( Why! Why me?! Why him?! Why MY FISH!?!
Ah, Cut the crap, You dont even remember its name!

My brother, Jacob and I .

I think its just the way fishes die, They grow extremely fat, then they blow up! My brother Joshua's fish was FREAKING fat the day before it disappeared! Yes, It disappeared. Until today we still havent found its body :S

Theres only two possible explanation to it.

A. It got abducted by the YEEEVIL spirit of my neighbour's dead cat
B. It blew up.

So yeah. haha. Makes sense.

R. I. P Fish. ( Whats its name again? )

May the God of all fishes uh... Accept you... into.. Fish heaven or something. Or maybe you can reincarnate!

Cassandra

( Picture Above May Seem More Yellow Than The Actual Object )

Long, Long ago, on the 7th day of the 7th month,
I came into this wretched and unfortunate world.
I was given the name Cassandra,
The name Cassandra came from an old greek myth about an unfortunate woman who the world thought was a liar,
A woman who wanted to be vindicated but never did and then later got raped by some dude.
Despite the torture and pain and anxiety this name had to carry through generations from generations,
My mom randomly picked it out from a fashion magazine.
I'm a 15 year old who apparently looks like a 12 year old.
I am easily annoyed.
But it's simple really, If you give me hell, I'll burn your house down.
Yes, I have guts. Except for theme parks, That stuff just freaks me out :S
My best friend's half portugese, And my other best friend has hair on her neck :p
This may excite some people but My grandpa has a pet fish....... That died a week ago unfortunately
My brothers laugh like a retarded playboy bunny.
My friends dont believe that I pee cause
I have the awesome-est kidney in the world that can hold up pee for about a shit loada hours.
Ok, enough about my kidney!
I played a small part in 'Cloverfield' when I infected my cousin with ebola.
I absolutely love music. But then again, Everyone does. Except Shannon :O
I'm half iban, My mom says I'm half indian too but I dont believe her!
In case you're wondering, No, I DONT live on trees. =/
I have a slight distaste for indians. :D just the ones that cant speak english
I'm not a racist bastard! >=[
ok fine, Maybe a little
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